“Listen here, Internet girl,” he says, getting up. “It wouldn’t kill you to watch a film or pick up a newspaper once in a while.” I’m not sure how he’s forgotten that I am writing for a newspaper; looking over the publicist’s shoulder, I see that every reporter is from a print publication (do not see: Drew Magary). I remind him. I say also, factually, “I have a New York Times subscription and an HBO subscription. Any other advice?”
Hey everyone, today is officially the day I became enamored with the writing/gumption of Sarah Nicole Prickett. Also, the day I made a frappucino in my parents’ blender. But the first thing is more important.